Saturday, July 25, 2009

Another Startling Report About The Very-Fast-Sailing-Sloop Involving PYC Cruisers

Update at 8:10 AM EST from Club Member, David Gooch

"I have just received a current dispatch from Downeast Maine, it seems the marauding fleet has hold up in a dead end cove on the northeast side of Somes sound tied up to floating wharfs. The town people are reporting heavy drinking and story telling about some great race where the suspicious Very-Fast-Blue-Sloop snagged a line. If this had not happened it's said they would have won. My source also reported there were injured crew being force into deckhand work trying to overtake the other race boats. My source also reported there are groups commandeering some sort of motorized vehicles and forcing the drivers to drive inland and then offering the drivers worthless paper money (maybe green mold) and shinny coins for valuable objects of art, good and services. when this group returns to the Club house they must be forced to explain themselves in a tribunal!"

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